report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: boom! thank you so much. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report begun everybody. thank you for joining us. [crowd chanting stephen] what are you going to do with these people? good for you. sit down, everybody. [cheers and applause] folks -- folks -- we've got a great show tonight. please, we've got to get to it. [cheers and applause] i understand the excitement because we've got a great show for you tonight. my guest is dustin hoffman, director of the new movie "quintet" about 4 retired opera stars, and in his film debut their friend buddy, who accompanies them on the spoons. [ laughter ] but first, i'm still reeling from yesterday's inauguration disaster. [ laughter ] first off, where was security? the secret service is supposed to protect the president and first lady, but in the middle of a kiss, they were viciously photobombed. [ laughter ] enjoy -- [ laughter ] enjoy gitmo, malia. [ laughter ] and the more i think about, the less impressed i am with obama's speech. and it's not ju